Chapter Titles for My Memoir

Once upon a time, I really was writing a memoir. And these really were some of the chapter titles. Maybe I'll finish it one of these days.
  1. leave him lay where jesus flang him
  2. the power of your decrement is determined by the person of your agreement
  3. of escalades and high roads
  4. how not to drown in the lovestream
  5. tie a knot in a rope, shut the front door, and back the truck up
  6. unhinged
  7. low tide in the lovestream
  8. trans-alleghany lunatic asylum--historic and paranormal tours
  9. wounded healer, wounded prophet
  10. nemoria