Groups of "Those People" of Which I'm Unfortunately a Member.

Obviously starts with "Goes to great lengths not to end sentences in prepositions."
  1. Holds hands with significant other inside of a pocket
  2. Forgets that burps are rude
  3. Doesn't tell roommates to do the dishes but still gets mad when they aren't done
  4. "I forgot my glasses again!"
  5. Tips with cents so it gets to a round number total
  6. Bad at multitasking (except on my resumé)
  7. Dad joke lover
  8. Double-triple-quadruple texter
  9. Is bad at dancing//thinks is good at dancing
  10. Sings along with all the commercial jingles
  11. Manspreader