Groups of "Those People" of Which I'm Unfortunately a Member.
Obviously starts with "Goes to great lengths not to end sentences in prepositions."
- •Holds hands with significant other inside of a pocket
- •Forgets that burps are rude
- •Doesn't tell roommates to do the dishes but still gets mad when they aren't done
- •"I forgot my glasses again!"
- •Tips with cents so it gets to a round number total
- •Bad at multitasking (except on my resumé)
- •Dad joke lover
- •Double-triple-quadruple texter
- •Is bad at dancing//thinks is good at dancing
- •Sings along with all the commercial jingles