EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT THAT TRUMP IS A BUNCH OF TODDLERS STACKED IN A MAN'S SUIT

  1. tiny hands
  2. elation for trucks
  3. demands that he gets 2 scoops of ice cream when everyone else gets 1
  4. pretends not to hear adults when asked to be polite and shake hands
  5. uses the phrase "laughing up their sleeves" because when there are toddlers stacked in a suit, that's what happens
  6. grabs at anything
  7. tantrums
  8. never read the constitution