1. tiny hands
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  2. elation for trucks
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  3. demands that he gets 2 scoops of ice cream when everyone else gets 1
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  4. pretends not to hear adults when asked to be polite and shake hands
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  5. uses the phrase "laughing up their sleeves" because when there are toddlers stacked in a suit, that's what happens
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  6. grabs at anything
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  7. tantrums
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  8. never read the constitution
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