Physical Books That Didnt Make the Cut to the New Apartment

i'm stone cold about these hard and fast decisions
  1. eat pray love
    you shouldn't have made it this far. be grateful.
  2. bill cosby: fatherhood
  3. the tennis handbook
    awkward to hold whilst playing tennis
  4. conversations with my agent
    had 2 copies. kept the latest edition. sorry for not keeping more copies, rob.
  5. Improv-ise!
    yes. and?
  6. light on yoga
    didn't help me wake up earlier to go to yoga
  7. a book i wrote in 5th grade
    it was garbage
  8. girl with the curious hair
    last one to be loaded on the bookshelf. didn't fit.