Thoughts I Have in Yoga That Arent About Yoga

  1. how much longer
  2. why did they let us bring in napping mats but we aren't allowed to nap
  3. the $ i spent on this class could have gone towards ice cream
  4. it doesn't matter what language you say the pose's name in, I'm just going to stare at the guy in front of me to figure it out
  5. how much longer
  6. this actually feels pretty goo-- ok, time to switch
  7. how much longer
  8. don't compare yourself to the girl whose pose has perfect line extensions and is taller and has better yoga bras and is better at this
  9. how much longer
  10. well at least i nabbed a spot that wasn't in the front row
  11. how much longer
  12. sa-fucking-vasana!!!
  13. why isn't this longer