THINGS MY 4-YEAR-OLD IS DOING IN DANCE CLASS

Spoiler alert: it's not dancing
  1. Finding out what is underneath the scab on his elbow
  2. Contemplating the mysteries of the universe while exploring the depths of his nostrils
  3. Perfecting his snow-angel-making technique
  4. Running laps around the classroom when he is supposed to be skipping
  5. Standing perfectly still when he is supposed to be dancing