THINGS I WOULD HAVE IF I WERE RICH
I'm always excepting donations
- •A back scratcherNot a tool... a person who is available to scratch my back upon request
- •A Hand and Stone membershipMonthly massages and facials are essentials to my life I just can't currently afford
- •A driverSome may argue Uber is like having a driver but no
- •A club box in each Philly stadiumI want to attend any and all sporting and concert events that intrigue me in luxury
- •First class plane ticketsIs there a difference between business and first class? I mean... I'm not even asking for a private jet
- •A personal trainerJillian Michael's DVDs are great and all but is my form correct?
- •A chefThe things I can currently make are salads, tacos, chicken nuggets and macaroni and cheese.
- •Endless vacationsTake me to every continent
- •Magazine subscriptionsAlllll the magazine subscriptions