Nobody asked for it, but here it is
  1. Shames you for showing too much emotion
  2. Shames you for not showing enough emotion
  3. Tells you what to do
  4. Tells you what not to do
  5. Tells you how to feel
  6. Tells you what you not say
  7. Insults you in private
  8. Insults you in front of a crowd
  9. Scolds you like a child
  10. Ices you out as punishment
  11. Actual psychopaths