FORMS OF COFFEE, RANKED

  1. French Press
    Simple, classic
  2. Cold Brew
    Most time intensive
  3. Bialetti (Italian stovetop)
    Very posh
  4. Espresso
    For intense people
  5. Kuerig
    Quickest
  6. Greek coffee
    Texture of actual mud
  7. Starbucks VIA
    Dehydrated coffee pebbles... This is a desperate option