REASONS I'M GOING TO HELL

Inspired by @lesbian
  1. That one time I slapped a frat boy across the face in public and it was a campus wide atrocity
    Plot twist: he deserved it
  2. I roll my eyes every time a politician references Jesus
    What if my belief system doesn't involve him??
  3. I'm pro-choice
  4. I've been slut-shamed by another female, so I must be going to hell
    OR she is