HOW TO BE HELLA INSTA FAMOUS

All the ways to be super famous on Instagram and make yourself feel like you're just as important & relevant as Kim Kardashian herself.
  1. Invest in a really nice wood table
    You have to have a good background for your coffee and reading pics
  2. Have babies (but only blonde ones)
    Also only dress them like you would dress a 20 year old. Being Mormon might help your momstagram cred.
  3. Don't go to Starbucks EVER
    You have to spend all your gas money and drive to a coffee shop that is an hour away. For the aesthetic of course.
  4. Refer to EVERYTHING as "my aesthetic"
    Guilty. As. Charged.
  5. Avoid the sun at all costs
    Instagram folk FEAR the sun. Try to find some fog, for the aesthetic of course.
  6. Hashtag #liveauthentic on your completely unauthentic, filtered, and staged photographs.
  7. Never refer to Instagram friends as anything BUT "my Instagram community"
    Because the best kind of community is the kind you really don't ever meet in real life (:
  8. Drink so much coffee
    But don't forget to take a picture of it before you add the half and half. Black coffee will always make people think you are a bad ass.
  9. White walls are now your favorite color wall.
    MMMMHMMM. THAT ALL WHITE WALL AESTHETIC. TALK ABOUT CREATIVITY AT ITS BEST.
  10. Make sure to ALWAYS have an #instagood time