HOW TO BE HELLA INSTA FAMOUS
All the ways to be super famous on Instagram and make yourself feel like you're just as important & relevant as Kim Kardashian herself.
- •Invest in a really nice wood tableYou have to have a good background for your coffee and reading pics
- •Have babies (but only blonde ones)Also only dress them like you would dress a 20 year old. Being Mormon might help your momstagram cred.
- •Don't go to Starbucks EVERYou have to spend all your gas money and drive to a coffee shop that is an hour away. For the aesthetic of course.
- •Refer to EVERYTHING as "my aesthetic"Guilty. As. Charged.
- •Avoid the sun at all costsInstagram folk FEAR the sun. Try to find some fog, for the aesthetic of course.
- •Hashtag #liveauthentic on your completely unauthentic, filtered, and staged photographs.
- •Never refer to Instagram friends as anything BUT "my Instagram community"Because the best kind of community is the kind you really don't ever meet in real life (:
- •Drink so much coffeeBut don't forget to take a picture of it before you add the half and half. Black coffee will always make people think you are a bad ass.
- •White walls are now your favorite color wall.MMMMHMMM. THAT ALL WHITE WALL AESTHETIC. TALK ABOUT CREATIVITY AT ITS BEST.
- •Make sure to ALWAYS have an #instagood time