MOVIES YOU SHOULD MOST LIKELY WATCH ILLEGALLY ON THE INTERNET
Movies worth going to jail for and how they will help in your jail experience
- •Secret Life of Walter MittyYou'll need to do a lot of daydreaming in jail. This is a great place to learn.
- •500 Days Of SummerHow to get a girl not to love you. Could be helpful in jail with both men and women.
- •Perks of Being A WallflowerThe closest thing to an acid trip you'll do without being on acid. You will bond well with cell mates over your detailed acid trip experience that didn't actually happen to you, it happened to Charlie.
- •Wolf Of Wall StreetVery relatable
- •Hannah Montana: The MovieVery inspiring. You will need inspiration in jail.
- •Veggie TalesYou will be eating a lot of veggies (and bread) in jail because that's really all they give you. So at least you will know how to put on a great show by making your vegetables dance and singing songs about the lord. easiest way to make friends in jail.
- •Marley and MeA lot of really emotional people in jail. Always really good to be able to pull out the "well at least you didn't have a dog named Marley that died" line in order to give your new cell mates comfort.
- •My Big Fat Greek WeddingIt's a classic. Everyone in jail is bound to have seen it. Again, instant friends.
- •90 Minutes in HeavenTo give u and ur cell mates hope