TAYLOR SWIFT CONSPIRACY THEORIES
- •Genetically altered at birth and doesn't have the ability to grow leg or armpit hair.
- •Doesn't actually have cats, but small robots that follow her around and meow to make her seem more relatable without the responsibility of having a cat
- •Only ever eats 13 fries with her meal. No more. No less.
- •The thirteenth floor of a hotel does exist, but it only exists for Taylor swift. No one else.
- •She secretly is not nice.
- •Her #girlsquad also can't grow leg hair.
- •She hasn't ever actually dated anyone
- •She is the only one on the planet to have perfected hologram technology and that is why there are always guest stars at shows.
- •She cannot grow leg hair