TAYLOR SWIFT CONSPIRACY THEORIES

  1. Genetically altered at birth and doesn't have the ability to grow leg or armpit hair.
  2. Doesn't actually have cats, but small robots that follow her around and meow to make her seem more relatable without the responsibility of having a cat
  3. Only ever eats 13 fries with her meal. No more. No less.
  4. The thirteenth floor of a hotel does exist, but it only exists for Taylor swift. No one else.
  5. She secretly is not nice.
  6. Her #girlsquad also can't grow leg hair.
  7. She hasn't ever actually dated anyone
  8. She is the only one on the planet to have perfected hologram technology and that is why there are always guest stars at shows.
  9. She cannot grow leg hair