These are the things I'm mad about right now at 11:37 pm on a Thursday night
  1. Everyone joining list is so much funnier than me
  2. I am lacking in List content ideas
  3. I can't double tap on a list to like it unless I open up the list
  4. I'm not best friends with @bjnovak and in no way is he giving me enough attention
  5. There is not a doughnut in my hand waiting to be eaten