THINGS I THOUGHT ABOUT NAMING MY CAT BEFORE DECIDING ON ALASKA

  1. Ryan Lewis
    Not Macklemore. RYAN LEWIS.
  2. Jesse Pinkman
    The most emotionally exhausting and best Breaking Bad character there ever was
  3. Artoo
    Luke's loving nickname for R2D2 who I share a personality type with. This is also when I realized my cat doesn't need a last name.
  4. Ben
    Ben Kanobi
  5. Jerry
    Jerry is the first name of my favorite UCLA football player. This has nothing to do with the previous name, Ben.
  6. Sea
    An easy way of expressing my love for the Seahawks, the ocean, and the SEA-TAC airport all at once. But it's not a very good name.
  7. Chai
    It's a white cat. I like chai which is a white drink. Also a very dumb name.
  8. Coke
    Because I love Diet Coke. Quickly realized it is a white cat and shares its color and nickname with the popular drug, cocaine.
  9. Cat
    My friend, Cat, suggested this one. I didn't think it was a bad idea because I like the person Cat and also it would really represent my kitten's heritage.