BAGEL CONUNDRUMS

So many options. What's a Jew to do? (And don't you dare suggest capers or a fruity cream cheese. No thank you.)
  1. Plain cream cheese, cucumbers, lox on Pumpernickel
  2. Scallion cream cheese, whitefish salad on the side, added to each bite on Everything
  3. Bacon, egg, and swiss on Sesame
  4. Lox spread and light raw onion on Whole Wheat
  5. Light veggie cream cheese on a toasted Plain
  6. Plain cream cheese on a toasted Cinnamon Raisin
  7. Egg and American cheese on Plain
  8. Butter on a well-toasted Salt
  9. Tuna on a scooped out, twice-toasted Plain