I'M ABOUT TO WATCH CRUEL INTENTIONS THE MUSICAL

Dying. Dead.
  1. Why am I not getting drunk with Christine Baranski and Swoozie Kurtz?
  2. Why hasn't someone made Down To You: The Musical yet?
  3. Josh Jackson was one hot gay man.
  4. "I'm the Fucking Marcia Brady of the Upper East Side" had better be a song.
  5. Is someone going to sing "Night Swimming?"
  6. OMG is that Sean Patrick Thomas?
    It is.
  7. This room is going to explode when Sarah Michelle Gellar walks in.
    She's coming.
  8. Did I forget my coke necklace?
    No.