1. Israel
  2. Uncle Mike's habit of not using serving utensils
  3. Netanyahu
  4. Joe and Jen have a beautiful baby and aren't married and this is wonderful, so shut up.
  5. Iran
  6. Jake is totally stoned again.
  7. Obama
  8. Rachel and Frank still haven't potty trained Lily, who is now 4 years old.
  9. Fox News
  10. Aunt T polished off 2 bottles of wine before the 4 Questions.
  11. "But Michael Savage said..."
  12. Art's girlfriend totally converted to Judaism for him, but she has no idea he's not going to marry her.
  13. Israel