THINGS WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT AT SEDER TO ENSURE A LOVELY EXPERIENCE FOR ALL
- •Uncle Mike's habit of not using serving utensils
- •Joe and Jen have a beautiful baby and aren't married and this is wonderful, so shut up.
- •Jake is totally stoned again.
- •Rachel and Frank still haven't potty trained Lily, who is now 4 years old.
- •Fox News
- •Aunt T polished off 2 bottles of wine before the 4 Questions.
- •"But Michael Savage said..."
- •Art's girlfriend totally converted to Judaism for him, but she has no idea he's not going to marry her.