UNNECESSARILY STRONG OPINIONS I HAVE

I love sharing them with assorted strangers. to be read in the same voice in which fat Monica Geller says "it is NOT real mayonnaise!!!"
  1. FEMINISM
    79 cents to the dollar!!!!!! Lean In, bitches. perhaps the only necessary strong opinion on this list
  2. BOREDOM IS NOT REAL
    only boring people get bored. also applicable to laziness
  3. RED WINE SHOULD NEVER BE CONSUMED WITH ICE
    under literally zero circumstances
  4. OLIVE GARDEN IS GROSS
    so is Chilis and Cracker Barrel
  5. HAMILTON IS THE BEST THING EVER CREATED
    most notably Eliza singing Burn and the way Peggy Schuyler says "and Peggy"
  6. COKE AND PEPSI ARE VERY VERY DIFFERENT
  7. BEING "BAD WITH NAMES BUT GOOD WITH FACES" IS A LIE
  8. DOGS > CATS
    definitively
  9. SAYING YOU COULD BE A BETTER PRESIDENT THAN *INSERT PAST/CURRENT/FUTURE PRESIDENT* MAKES YOU SOUND DUMB
    you couldn't.