THE BERNARD PIVOT QUESTIONNAIRE (INSIDE THE ACTORS STUDIO)

Inspired by @Fitz
  1. 1.
    What is your favorite word?
    Hegemony
  2. 2.
    What is your least favorite word?
    "Seen" when used incorrectly eg. I seen that too! NOOOOOO 😑
  3. 3.
    What turns you on?
    Empathy and mutual laughter
  4. 4.
    What turns you off?
    Not understanding sarcasm. It works out well because those who don't get sarcasm immediately hate me 🙃
  5. 5.
    What is your favorite curse word?
    Fuck.
  6. 6.
    What sound or noise do you love?
    The silence of falling snow at night
  7. 7.
    What sound or noise do you hate?
    Nail clippers
  8. 8.
    What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
    Makeup artist
  9. 9.
    What profession would you not like to do?
    Reality tv star
  10. 10.
    If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
    Don't be mad at me.