THINGS I'M WONDERING ABOUT THE LIST APP

I have some questions
  1. Where are all the bullies?
  2. No seriously where are the trolls?
    I haven't read a negative comment in over 12 hrs (yikes!!) of reading lists. I LOVE it but I feel like it's too good to be true.
  3. Am I too cynical for The List App?
  4. When will people I know get this app?!?
  5. Are all the beta users going to leave and go be betas at another newer younger cooler app?
    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD INVITE ME PLEASE