THINGS THAT ARE PROBABLY MY PATRONUS

Inspired by @joemurphy and the many others who loved his list idea.
  1. A floor-length fuzzy robe
  2. Bill Hader breaking character as Stefon
  3. Orange tic tacs
  4. Incredibly dangerous Fisher Price roller skates
  5. My psychiatrist
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  6. Andy Samberg doing the single ladies dance
  7. Professional grade popcorn maker
  8. Hubba Bubba bubble gum
    Strawberry watermelon specifically
  9. Battery operated candles
  10. Lindsay Lohan in her prime
  11. Mugatu
  12. A sheep dog