THREE THINGS I'M V CONFUSED ABOUT TODAY

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  1. 1.
    Fashionable tweens
    What is this wizardry?!
  2. 2.
    Teenage girls with flawless makeup
    No way. Stop this, you should have an orange line on your jaw, way too much bronzer everywhere, eyeliner that makes your eyes look small and uneven, and spider eyelashes.
  3. 3.
    MRA's
    Okay, like honestly, you are being serious with all this feminazi shit? Like really?! You *actually* believe white males don't have enough rights?? Ok. Fuck off.