UNINTENTIONALLY LARGE COLLECTIONS

How did I get so much of this shit?!
  1. Lipstick
    I own 50+ and the last time I remember wearing lipstick was in May, which is shameful. I was hardcore into makeup artistry last year and was seriously considering starting doing freelance weddings and proms. I'm not sure anymore, but that could be my depression talking.
  2. Striped clothing
    A coworker and I had a "stripes month" in March. A whole month of wearing stripes with no repeats. The majority of my stripes are of the sweater variety.
  3. Makeup brushes
    Not a crazy amount, but more than is necessary for one person. Washing them is a nightmare.
  4. Purses
    Kept in a huge heap in the corner of my room because I take really good care of my things.
  5. Diagnosed mental health issues
    Hahahahahahaha so fun, not the least bit distressing! No, but I honestly have so many: depression, generalized anxiety disorder, ocd, trichotillomania, dermatillomania, eating disorder not otherwise specified (ednos), and ptsd.
  6. Coffee mugs
    My cabinet is overflowing, I have them hanging on hooks underneath, and I still can't stop. There are 2 of us living here, why do I have so many coffee mugs?
    Suggested by   @stephani
  7. Salt & Pepper shakers
    My mother collects them and has gotten it into her head that they make great gifts for her daughter as well! They don't. I have 18.
    Suggested by   @saytrumbo
  8. Cardigans
    My collection of sweaters could rival any Grandma's
    Suggested by   @LizDawson
  9. Nail polish
    Which makes no sense since I get gel manicures in a salon anyhow.
    Suggested by   @thebestSR
  10. Vases, glassware and serving-wear from Home Goods. Ugh.
    Suggested by   @thebestSR