5 lists my parents would 100% write about me

Inspired by @dubstep
  1. PUBLIC PLACES DANIKA HAS THROWN UP AT, RANKED
  2. KITCHEN CABINET DOORS DANIKA HAS LEFT OPEN
  3. STRAY DOGS DANIKA HAS BROUGHT HOME, RANKED
  4. OFFENSIVE/RACIST WORDS DANIKA ASKS US NOT TO SAY AT THE DINNER TABLE
  5. OUR PLAN TO CONVINCE DANIKA TO GIVE US HUMAN GRANDCHILDREN INSTEAD OF GETTING A BUNCH OF DOGS
  6. THINGS DANIKA WAS PROBABLY DOING WHEN SAID SHE WOULD TAKE THE CHICKEN OUT OF THE FREEZER TO THAW AND THEN FORGOT
  7. FRIENDS WE TRIED TO TELL DANIKA WERE BAD NEWS
  8. FRIENDS THAT TURNED OUT TO BE BAD NEWS
    identical to the previous list