In honor of his birthday today
  1. Fun cheese
    Static
    This is just any string cheese
  2. Cock sauce
    Static
    Sriracha
  3. Faceplant
    Static
    Facebook
  4. "Action"
    Putting cheese on anything, most often referring to the dog's food. "I gave Kylie her dinner with a little action"
  5. "La fitness"
    Static
    Just LA fitness, but he pronounces it like a Spanish word instead.
  6. "Dish Jenga"
    This is a term we both came up with to refer to a game we play where we see how many dishes we can stack in the strainer to dry.