1. killing a mosquito while it's biting you
    because now you're covered in your blood & mosquito blood
  2. killing a mosquito RIGHT BEFORE it bites you
    whose blood is that?????!!!!?!?
  3. cottage cheese
  4. waving back to someone you thought was waving at you, who wasn't actually waving at you
  5. candy corn
  6. accidentally spitting on someone while talking to them
  7. being accidentally spit on while someone is talking to you