ATTENDING A FASHION WEEK PARTY WHEN YOU AREN'T A FASHION PERSON

#nyfw is now, baby
  1. Dress like you mean it but not that hard
    All black is good, weird shapes/draping are good. Flats are fine!!
  2. Talk to E V E R Y O N E
    There WILL be duds, because that's fashion. BUT there will also be hilarious, campy, self aware people- because that's fashion! Make some new fashion frens who know where Rihanna is performing.
  3. Delight in the offerings
    There will be food and drink that no one else is partaking in. Girl, it's still free! Lap it up!
  4. Fashion people are like normal people
    They want to laugh and feel welcome and liked and they're great. Except the duds. I don't know what's going on with the duds.