WAIT A GOD DAMN MINUTE

Keough Novak is BJ NOVAK?! It's fake?!!?!?
  1. Keo Novak is fake??? She's not real?! A FRAUD???
  2. The whole time?!?!?!
  3. I've been duped!!!!
  4. This worse than when Dan was Gossip Girl!!!!!!
  5. ARHHHGHGHGH