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because if I had one, she'd no doubt be epic.
  1. Clean my house, or find someone capable of doing this on the regular-minus complaints.
  2. Schedule my dental, medical & all other hygiene appointments for me and the kid. The day of each she'd pick us up with a soy caramel latte in hand.
    I would be forced to sit in the back seat. Because: naps.
  3. Organize my sock basket.
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