Sometimes I work out...sometimes.
- •Holy shit there's so many people here.
- •Oh god the locker room smells like someone died in the sauna.
- •There is an absurd amount of naked men over 75 in this locker room.
- •Alright gentleman. The hand dryers are for your hands not your scrotums.
- •I swear these old dudes just come to the gym so they can chill naked together in the locker room.
- •Ok time to change my socks without my feet touching the floor.
- •I guess I'll start with some cardio.
- •Damn it all the treadmills are taken. And the ellipticals. And the bikes. And the stair masters. And the rowing machines.
- •On second thought I guess I'll hit some weights.
- •God there are so many hot people in this gym.
- •And they're all so fashionable. It's like a LuLu Lemon catalog in here.
- •Should I be wearing spandex too?
- •Great all the machines are taken.
- •That guy is doing a leg press in jeans. That should not be allowed.
- •And that dude is wearing flip flops! What is the world coming to?
- •Ok I'm going to wait five mins and if I can't get on a machine I'm going to get a burrito.
- •Daaaamn hottie with a body at twelve o'clock.
- •Ok it's been three mins. I'm going home.