WAYS WEALTHY PEOPLE CAN INJURE THEMSELVES

It's hard being fancy
  1. Horseback riding.
  2. Jet skiing.
  3. Big game hunting.
  4. Choking on caviar.
  5. Drowning in a champagne bath.
  6. Mercury poisoning.
  7. Burying dead prostitutes.
  8. Being named "Muffy"
    Suggested by   @TJ