8 RANDOM SENTENCES I OPENED UP TO IN MY CURRENT PERSONAL DIARY

  1. 1.
    "Any way, drunk long story short, spent day @ Korean Spa laying in salt clay and jade."
  2. 2.
    "what if I wrote a poem a day."
    Absolutely zero poems have been written at this time.
  3. 3.
    "I mean I guess actually going on a date with someone I've hooked up with 2-3x a month for the last 4 months could be a nice exercise in human decency but he's super boring."
  4. 4.
    "Someone here is smoking weed and someone here smells like baby powder, the combination is oddly soothing in the costal breeze."
    Maybe this counts as a poem.
  5. 5.
    "There was a hot guy on the dance floor named Ari from Seattle we didn't make out."
  6. 6.
    "Are you depressed if you go to buy toilet paper and then on the way home you can't resist the urge to buy a beer then ask for a bread basket and then order a crock of French onion soup I wasn't even that hungry."
  7. 7.
    "Ugh he was a clown but I did enjoy when we went to the park and laid next to each other."
    Also possibly a poem.
  8. 8.
    "STOP EATING CHEESE STOP BUYING BOTTLED WATER STOP TEXTING AND DRIVING."