1. I've gotten dental work done
  2. It's winter in Boston
  3. I hit dat joint too hard
  4. I'm wearing a Halloween mask for a while
  5. 7 shots in
    Suggested by @sky
  6. I'm sleeping
    Suggested by @sky
  7. It falls off
    Suggested by @originalamericantrt
  8. Upon getting slapped at a Real Housewives of New Jerseys Reunion Show.
    Suggested by @TJ
  9. I do a face mask with benzoyl peroxide in it
  10. My hands are numb. Or missing.
    Suggested by @gwcoffey