MY EX BOYFRIEND COULDN'T 📂

LOL OK DRAFT WEEK HERE'S WHAT I GOT FOR YOU, DAY 1:
  1. Roll his r's
  2. Drive
  3. Come out to his father
  4. Sing
  5. Keep it together in general
  6. Understand why he was never cast in plays
  7. Park
  8. Ever find his wallet
  9. Look bad in a tie
  10. Talk politics with me without getting SO upset (which I, unfortunately for him, found to be adorable)
  11. Make decisions without feeling shame
  12. Pull off camo cargo shorts
  13. Have been cuter on those rare moments when he was awake to the world and saw his true potential
  14. Hold his liquor