REASONS I'M EXTREMELY LATE TO DINNER THAT SOUND LIKE THEY ARE FROM THE RETELLING OF A BIZARRE DREAM

  1. Lee Daniels brought a massive box of Baltimore crabs to Denzel Washington and my boss, Debbie Allen, at our place of work, which is Grey's Anatomy, and there was much to sit around and discuss as the crabs were smashed to bits and pieces and time escaped us.