THE INCIDENT WITH THE "CRUTCH" ON A GAY HOOKUP APPLICATION CALLED SCRUFF

There is a gay hook up application called Scruff. One time a man on this application with the moniker "role play" asked me what my fantasy was. Bored, I played a practical joke on myself and answered him. I told him "student/teacher." He set the scene in a detention and then this happened:
  1. His autocorrect turns "crotch" into "crutch." Being a good, well-trained improviser, I "yes and" him.
  2. I am not interested in moving on from the crutch.
  3. I add information.
  4. I stand up for myself.
  5. Also do not want to forget about the crutch.
  6. He tries to move things along...
    Award winning action line: "I put my hand on your leg often"
  7. I try my best to realistically play my given circumstances .
  8. I give a shot at an action line.
  9. We break character for a moment because of a misunderstanding and then I try to get us back on track.
  10. We re-enter the scene.
  11. He is beginning to lose his patience with my style of role play (have no idea why) and so once again I am forced to justify myself out of character.
  12. An epilogue.