TOP REASONS THAT, AFTER REEL 3, THE TIMECODE ON CAMERA B IS 00:05:36:07 BEHIND
- •The "smart" slate lied on its résumé.
- •Camera B ate too much at lunch.
- •Solar flare.
- •Camera B was on a car mount attached to a Delorean.
- •Spies from Sony disapproved of our decision to shoot on Red cameras and deliberately tried to sabotage the production by making us do simple timecode math.
- •Lack of a Senate Oversight Committee on set.
- •Literally any reason I decide because I'm the producer and I'm never wrong.