The "Lesser" Lagers Ranked

  1. 1.
    Fosters
    Does exactly what it says on the tin. Session lager that actually tastes nice.
  2. 2.
    Stella 4
    Pretty much textbook. Less aggressive than regular Stella, this version is very pleasant to be around.
  3. 3.
    Becks Vier
    The 4% younger brother to "proper" Becks. I find it leaves a somewhat unpleasant aftertaste, but it's not terrible.
  4. 4.
    Carling
    Doesn't deserve the negative press it gets. It's more than drinkable.
  5. 5.
    Carlsberg
    When certain people say "all lager is just piss", or "all lager is just watery rubbish" they are wrong. Carlsberg though, is watery-pissy-rubbish.