"12 Days of Christmas" Logistical Questions
- •Did the true love send the dancers before the band to make sure they were there on time?
- •5 days wait for the gold rings - playa move?
- •Do fowl make that great a first (through sixth) impression?
- •Did the maids travel with cows (goats?) or were these already on the premises in a barn or something and true love was merely hiring help?
- •Is true love being celebrated with this song or made fun of?