MY PROUDEST ACADEMIC ACCOMPLISHMENTS

In no particular order.
  1. Repeating Kindergarten
  2. My college senior capstone project on Corporate Social Responsibility and the tobacco industry.
    Probably the coolest (and longest) paper I've ever written.
  3. Becoming co-valedictorian of my middle school class...for Judaic studies!
    I think it sounds a little silly.
  4. Receiving Best "Best" for my high school yearbook superlative.
  5. That essay I wrote in 5th grade, for which I earned an A++
    Apparently my English teacher decided that that was an actual grade.