Cartoon Characters I'd Like To Be and Why

  1. Apu. Squishees all day long.
  2. Boots, so I could tell Dora to use her inside voice.
  3. Olive Oyl. Because then when they make the live action movie, I'd get to sing "He's Large". I know that might not technically make me a cartoon character, but it's my dream. So, simmer down.
  4. Rainbow Dash, because she can fly. Duh.
  5. Gene Belcher, for his carefree confidence.
  6. Smurfette. Cuz she gets all the action.
  7. Derek Wildstar, because I could be foxy AND Acting Captain of the Argo.
  8. Any Thundercat. Because Thundercats.