Cartoon Characters I'd Like To Be and Why
- •Apu. Squishees all day long.
- •Boots, so I could tell Dora to use her inside voice.
- •Olive Oyl. Because then when they make the live action movie, I'd get to sing "He's Large". I know that might not technically make me a cartoon character, but it's my dream. So, simmer down.
- •Rainbow Dash, because she can fly. Duh.
- •Gene Belcher, for his carefree confidence.
- •Smurfette. Cuz she gets all the action.
- •Derek Wildstar, because I could be foxy AND Acting Captain of the Argo.
- •Any Thundercat. Because Thundercats.