I Am Sure These Things Are True, Even If I Cannot Prove Them.

  1. If you are a female bartender and you call me "Sweetie" or "Hon", I will tip you more than I normally would.
  2. If you are a male bartender and you call me "Sweetie" or "Hon", I will tip you less than I normally would.
  3. If you regularly use both flippers at the same time when you play pinball, I will win that pinball game.
  4. Dudes who peel out at stop lights when the light turns green will never get in my pants. Ever.