Issues Which Bother Others, About Which I Cannot Bring Myself To Care

And which I actually sometimes get a kick out of...
  1. Youths who wear their pants sagging low
  2. People who won't "adequately" assimilate, culturally-speaking
  3. The weather
  4. Earwigs, mayflies and junebugs
  5. How homeless people spend the money I give them
  6. The quality of airline food
  7. Traffic
  8. Man buns/top knots