Reflections Gleaned From Uke Camp

  1. Compared with banjo players, uke players keep bankers' hours.
  2. Also compared with banjo players, uke players are teetotalers.
  3. In general, people underestimate the beauty that can come from a ukulele, when placed in the right hands.
  4. I cannot say ukulele in the traditional manner. I cannot. You can. That's fine and dandy. I cannot. Just as I cannot say that "Starry Night" was painted by Vincent Van Goauchshchsshhcchhhquaghhjjsh. It makes me feel yucky and I cannot do it. But you? Go for it. Embrace it.
  5. Both banjo players and uke players have an affinity for vanity plates.