Things I Find SO Satisfying, But Don't Know Why

  1. The way my hair dryer's cord retracts into its handle
  2. When it's 12:34
  3. When pro baseball players wear pants that stop below their knee, like they did when I was a kid
  4. When men unbutton their suit jackets while they sit down & then re-button them when they stand.
  5. Oprah Weight Watchers commercials