Things I Simply Cannot Abide
- •Blind indoctrination
- •Automatic flush toilets
- •Pride based on geographical location
- •Shitty lyrics
- •Off-brand chocolate chips
- •A radio that's almost tuned in, with just a hint of static
- •Jimmy John's. I can't have a warm sandwich? Why? Why can't I?!?!?!
- •"12 items or less" It's "12 items or fewer", godammit. Now, get off my lawn!