Things I Simply Cannot Abide

  1. Blind indoctrination
  2. Automatic flush toilets
  3. Pride based on geographical location
  4. Shitty lyrics
  5. Off-brand chocolate chips
  6. A radio that's almost tuned in, with just a hint of static
  7. Jimmy John's. I can't have a warm sandwich? Why? Why can't I?!?!?!
  8. "12 items or less" It's "12 items or fewer", godammit. Now, get off my lawn!