THINGS DIFFERENT FROM A BLACK/WHITE CHURCH

  1. black church service 3hours; wow that was short
  2. white church service 45mins; what hell we have brunch
  3. black church: perfectly normal for people to get up and dance in the middle service
  4. white church: people look at you funny for going to the bathroom
  5. black church: everyone in there Sunday bests
  6. white church: got these out the dirty clothes hamper
  7. black church: children's service we memorize the whole bible
  8. white people church: watch veggies tales
  9. black church: don't allow phones
  10. white church: do you have free wifi?