THINGS I THINK ABOUT IN WALMART

  1. Don't touch that
  2. Where did you come from???
  3. Where is all the ammo
  4. There are a million people working here, why is it such a mess?
  5. I need this
  6. Why is the floor sticky
  7. Who's kid is this
  8. I need a ninja blender
  9. How is that pie only $.50
  10. I shouldn't have eaten that pie