LESLIE KNOPE-STYLE DESCRIPTIONS FOR WOMEN
All starting with "Ann, you..." because it's appropriate and necessary, but these can be applied to any powerful musk ox in your life.
- •Ann, you hauntingly beautiful sunflower come to life.
- •Ann, you ferocious Amazonian queen.
- •Ann, you charming, brilliant woodland nymph.
- •Ann, you elegant, hardworking honeybee.
- •Ann, you glowing, majestic Arctic fox.
- •Ann, you sparkling, whimsical starfish.