LESLIE KNOPE-STYLE DESCRIPTIONS FOR WOMEN

All starting with "Ann, you..." because it's appropriate and necessary, but these can be applied to any powerful musk ox in your life.
  1. Ann, you hauntingly beautiful sunflower come to life.
  2. Ann, you ferocious Amazonian queen.
  3. Ann, you charming, brilliant woodland nymph.
  4. Ann, you elegant, hardworking honeybee.
  5. Ann, you glowing, majestic Arctic fox.
  6. Ann, you sparkling, whimsical starfish.